man, there're too many religious people for me to handle here. more than i'd expected, too.

i was on my way out the door this afternoon, and i passed by this girl's door where a handmade sign was posted saying "god's property".

it wasn't the first time i'd seen a sign like that on someone's door, which prompted me to think...

this god guy's pretty pimpin'.

no seriously, think about it. all these girls out there are just giving themselves up to this *supposedly* higher being...and he's just sittin' back in his lazy boy with a bottle of champagne, some buffalo wings, and some doller bills for the strippers dancing in front of him...taking it all in. he's got it MADE, man, and these girls don't even know what they've reduced themselves to.

man...i'm glad I'M not god's property. i wouldn't wanna feel like just another girl in a rap video, ya know?

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